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This young lady enjoys having her buttocks parted
with a Christmas Tree !
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|Big Brother's Aisleyne - Sexy Photoshoot|
|Big Brother's Nikki - Lesbian Photoshoot|
|Dale Winton's Weather Forecast|
|The "Part My Buttocks" Gallery||Arsing About With Fireworks|
|I'm A Celebrity Get This Tree Out Of Me||The Janet Jackson "Boob" Pictures|
|Know Your ARSE From Your ELBOW ?||Jill Halfpenny - Eastender's Babe|
|Check Out The Gay Bus||Badger's Arse|
Another young lady with a Christmas Tree up her bottom
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman|
|A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.|
|A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.|
|When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.|
|A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.|
|A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.|
|A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.|
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Man|
|A Christmas tree is always erect.|
|Even small ones give satisfaction.|
|A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.|
|A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.|
|A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.|
|A Christmas tree has cute balls.|
|A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.|
|You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.|
|You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.|
|Why Santa cannot be a Man (Written by a woman)|
Men can't pack a bag.
Remember Christmas Trees Can Be Dangerous
(Particularly when shoved up ones bottom !)
"I used to think that I was strange and alone in my desires, but thanks to this website I can now walk down the street with my head held high in the knowledge that I am not the only one who wants to stick Christmas trees up my bottom" - Richard Cameraphone, Milton Keynes.
"What an inspiration this site has been for me. I've found it so much easier to talk about my Christmas tree insertions since coming across it" - David Rectum-Strangler, Porstmouth.
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