I'm A Celebrity :- 

Get This Tree Out Of Me 2004

Yes, here we go again, Part My Buttocks have sent 10 popular celebrities to Lapland where they will have to endure the freezing cold temperatures and a wide variety of tasks in order to avoid being voted as the celebrity that we'd most like to see with a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THEIR BOTTOM !

Here are the contestants:

Alex Best, 31
Profession: TV presenter and footballer's wife
Special Skills: swimming, looking pretty
Phobias: Spiders, being taken up "The Shitter"
Diane Modahl, 37
Profession: pr and former athlete
Special Skills: running and tying knots
Phobias: spiders, rats, mice and snakes
Jennie Bond, 53
Profession: royal reporter
Special Skills: mucking about and painting and decorating
Phobias: creepy crawlies, rectal examinations
John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, 47
Profession: music icon (Windows 3.1)
Special Skills: none whatsoever
Phobias: insects, heights, being taken up "The Shitter"
Jordan, 25
Profession: model
Special Skills: drinking, cooking, showing her jugs !
Phobias: Sharp pointy objects
Kerry McFadden, 23
Profession: TV presenter (So she says)
Special Skills: talking, talking, talking, showing her jugs !
Phobias: heights and insects
Lord Charles Brocket, 52
Profession: aristocrat and architect (Lazy lay-about) 
Special Skills: Team leader
Phobias: Heights, creepy crawlies and snakes
Mike Read, 51
Profession: DJ
Special Skills: none (Apart from being a twat)
Phobias: Flying, anal warts
Neil 'Razor' Ruddock, 35
Profession: former footballer
Special Skills: leadership
Phobias: spiders, snakes, marsh mallows, cucumbers

Peter Andre, 30
Profession: former pop star (For about 5 seconds)
Special Skills: cooking, being positive, taking you up "The Shitter"
Phobias: Shitty knickers

 

* Please note that some of the above information may be incorrect !

* Please note also that "The Shitter" is a nightclub !

So who would you most like to see get a

Christmas Tree shoved up their bottom ?


VOTE - VOTE - VOTE - VOTE - VOTE - VOTE

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

VOTE - VOTE - VOTE - VOTE - VOTE - VOTE


RESULTS

1ST JORDAN(23.5%)
2ND ALEX BEST(15.7%)
3RD JENNIE BOND(13.7%)

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